Artillery Aficionados Prints

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Knight Vision

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Panzer Hut.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Brooklyn.

"This new guy's really good!"

"He's always on message."