Artillery Aficionados Gifts

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Knight Vision

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Poetry Knight

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

"He's always on message."

Brooklyn.

Memo Mania

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"