Army Aficionados Gifts

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

Eye Off the Ball

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

We Don't Know Much

Oooops!

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"