Military Enthusiasts Gifts

The Salute

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Recruitment Centre.

21st armored segway division.

"Tell the National Endowment for the Arts that we think funding for the B-2 is fully justified by the magnificent way it defines volumes with concave and convex spaces."

"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"

Guard has his bearskin hat shaved.

Experimental combat boots.

'This is fine General. But how are your typing skills?'

'Yes, you can stroke him...he doesn't bite.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Capture of the Heights of Fredericksburg

'What must an officer be before he can have a funeral with full military honours?'

In an undisclosed location in the American southwest, the Pentagon tests it's new generation of popcornbomb.

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

"This new open dress code is absolutely marvellous"

A salute to the veterans of WWII: 'Kilroy was...IS here!

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Soldiers with Teddy Bears

'We're over quota for medals right now, Sargent, but here's a smiley-face sticker for you.'

Tank Runs Over Dove with Olive Branch

Shouting bombs

2011's Person of the Year.

Trick or Treating at the Romney's.

"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"They're going to support us! The president sent an aircraft carrier up the Afghan coast!"

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

Sergeant Paul Povoski, soon to be Private Paul Povoski.