
"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."
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"I'm sorry, but after all my years in the army I can't sleep without hearing 'taps'."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
Neo-International Law
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'
Military Medals
"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."
Infantry.
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
Lost around a military base.
Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.
Kamikaze Colour
"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Michael Caine
"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."
The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable
'You know the rules, private - no pets!'
'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'
Eye Off the Ball
Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.
"It's General Douglas MacArthur."
Two Wrongs Make Iraq
"Lemming Boot Camp"
We Don't Know Much
'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'
'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'
Oooops!
'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'
Vladimir Putin.
Actualities - The European Equilibrium
The Use of Cavalry
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