Military Aficionados Gifts

We Sort of Want You

Lord Baden-Powell

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Michael Caine

Oooops!

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Eye Off the Ball

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."