Gun Aficionados Gifts

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

'No, this isn't a 'shotgun wedding' it's a 'magnum 44 wedding'!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."