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"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

'No, this isn't a 'shotgun wedding' it's a 'magnum 44 wedding'!'

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"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'