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"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"

'Off hand,Al,I'd say your gun is shooting low.'

"What the...hey, it's working after all!"

If a nutter tried to join our gun club...

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Would you like to be alone?"

'Whoops. . . dropped some of your manhood, buddy.'

What Colour is Your Hand Gun?

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"Offense or defense?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

"Bang!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.