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Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

My God, Esther, what's happened to us!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

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'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Cornucopia of guns

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'