Weapon Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

Speed Laws Strickly Enforced

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Ancient Weapons

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Progress?

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A street fight.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'