Firearm Aficionado Pillows

"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"

'Off hand,Al,I'd say your gun is shooting low.'

"What the...hey, it's working after all!"

If a nutter tried to join our gun club...

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Would you like to be alone?"

'Whoops. . . dropped some of your manhood, buddy.'

What Colour is Your Hand Gun?

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"