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"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

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Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Gun Ego

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'