Arsenal Enthusiast Gifts

Footballers - Ray Parlour

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Bang!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."