Arsenal Admirer Gifts

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Jurassic Ark

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Euphemistic.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'You've got Chain Mail!'

A baroque elk.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia