Arsenal Admirer Gifts

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

Tommy Docherty.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Footballers - Sol Campbell

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

The First Commuters

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Euphemistic.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Jurassic Ark

'You've got Chain Mail!'

A baroque elk.

'I like a man in a suit.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia