Artillery Admirer Gifts

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Piracy on a boating lake

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Hunding

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Euphemistic.

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

Goldfish in Armour

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Brunhilda in ring of fire

Tommy Docherty.

A Crossbow

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

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