Gunfighter Admirer Gifts

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Especially modified you say..."

The unknown war poet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Nun confronts mugger.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets