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Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Euphemistic.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."