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Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Euphemistic.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Not at all O.K. Corral

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."