Gunslinger Humorists Gifts

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"