Playful Gunslinger Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Billy. The Kid.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'