Playful Gunslinger Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."