21st Century Gunslinger Gifts

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."