Gunslinger At Heart Gifts

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'