Gunslinger At Heart Prints

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Santa's family holding firearms