Gunslingers Prints

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'