Gun Slingers Prints

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Tom Waits.

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Not at all O.K. Corral

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'