Gunslinging Prints

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"...shoots himself in the foot"

Gun-throwing duel.

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Yep, we sure shoulda heeded that sign."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."