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"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Not at all O.K. Corral

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Tom Waits.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"