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"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Cowboy.

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Santa's family holding firearms

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."