Gunslingers Pillows

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."