Gunslinger Pillows

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

"Reckon you oughta get the doc to prescribe a cream for that itchy trigger finger of yours, Ringo."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yes, I know you're not wearing a gun. That's why I'm calling on you to draw!'

"...shoots himself in the foot"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'I'm turning in. Cover me.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"... Actually Clem, I'm not sure that you did beat her to the draw."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"I only use it for self definition."

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Wild West Text Showdown

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.