Gunslinger Lore Lover Pillows

"Actually, that's now 'boot hill' started."

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Mermaids

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'