Gunslinger Satire Appreciator Pillows

Billy. The Kid.

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Housekeeping?!"

"They're so like us."

"That's very offensive."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Forbidden Vegetable

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Peacekeeping?

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Chicken comedians.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."