Crime Satire Appreciator Pillows

'Mob school'

'It's for liability reasons.'

"For future reference, when robbing a bank I wouldn't use the Comic Sans font on your note. You lose all credibility."

"Housekeeping?!"

Mou...Man trap!

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Mafia machine gun case.

King Commute.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Money Launderette

'And what do you do?'

My guys will loot, Bjorn's guys will pillage and your guys will make it all legal.

Incriminating Evidence Against the Cat Burglar.

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

"No, she likes me best!"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

Hall of Mirrors