Law Satire Appreciator Pillows

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Trial by Media

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

Yawning barristers in court

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Your employee is either guilty of 'gross misconduct' or 'gross negligence'... you can't start disciplinary procedures on the basis that he is just 'plain gross'.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

The annual running of the lawyers.

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Forbidden Vegetable

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Littering, Your Honor.'

Devil on trial - "We find the defendant guilty of being in the details."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

Out of Court Settlement

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Peacekeeping?

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"