Law Satire Appreciator Gifts

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Trial by Media

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

Yawning barristers in court

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Your employee is either guilty of 'gross misconduct' or 'gross negligence'... you can't start disciplinary procedures on the basis that he is just 'plain gross'.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

The annual running of the lawyers.

Forbidden Vegetable

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Littering, Your Honor.'

Devil on trial - "We find the defendant guilty of being in the details."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

Out of Court Settlement

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Chicken comedians.