Comedic Satire Appreciator Pillows

'Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Steamed vegetables."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

'Oh Hi!'

"Housekeeping?!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'