Satirical Comic Appreciator Pillows

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

"Let me get this straight. . . you want me to get out there and see if it's safe out there. . .?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'