Satirical Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fly Fishing

Early photobombing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Steamed vegetables."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh Hi!'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'