Comedy Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.