Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'Loosen your bindings.'

Car Boot Sale: All Goods Locally Sourced.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'

'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'

Turkey in disguise.

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'I was built by texters.'

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Uh oh. Ok, back to the boat.'

'No...I said I'd lost my 'purpose'!'

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Flying Dachshund

"I think I slept funny."

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

'This isn't what I was thinking of when I wished for a windfall.'

"No wonder you can't go on. It's those goddam shoes you're wearing!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'It's an old work injury.'

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

'Let me know if I'm going too fast.'