Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'Loosen your bindings.'

Car Boot Sale: All Goods Locally Sourced.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'

"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

'I was built by texters.'

Turkey in disguise.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Oh God! It's that dreadful pig we met on our honeymoon last year.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'Uh oh. Ok, back to the boat.'

'No...I said I'd lost my 'purpose'!'

"I think I slept funny."

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Flying Dachshund

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

'This isn't what I was thinking of when I wished for a windfall.'

"No wonder you can't go on. It's those goddam shoes you're wearing!"

"I don't need roughage that badly!"

'Let me know if I'm going too fast.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I hear your performance is roaring!'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

'Your problem George, is you have no backbone.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.