Cartoon Appreciators Pillows

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'

"Mabel, this rabbit ear transplant is not working. I still can't hear that dang T.V.!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

'Howdy. Care to contribute to the... uh... 'Kennel Your Cat' drive?'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

If the wind changes you'll stay like that.

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Luke, I'm not your father."

"We will try you on a real horse in a few weeks, Mr Thimble."

Fake Beggar

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Great Salt Flats

Why super heroes don't need moving vans when they relocate.

The Deathenaeum/No Women

"I'll settle for the soul patch."

Ah the pleasant afternoons King Dunwoody spent in the fields with his famed hunting gnat.

'We've had enough of your abuse.'

Government agent: Support your government's fight against terrorism! We pay cash!

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'A Bank here, A bank there; it all adds up. They gave me 20 years.'

Ringlets Hairstyle

The Sea Turtle & The Hare.

It's good for his self-esteem. Beware of dog.

She's gone - you can stop holding it in.

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."