Cartoon Admirers Pillows

We need something like this back home between us and the Mittlebeelers!

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

Thorn in a Lion's Paw

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'Does this milk taste a little funny to you?'

"No, we're not there yet! Can't you see we're being delayed?!"

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

'So as you were approaching, did the fact that ten other flies were stuck there, not alert you to the fact that the paint might be WET?'

House Broken.

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."

Footing The Bill

Queen Elizabeth II

"Well maybe I wouldn't need to look at those websites if you weren't so damn frigid!"

"Skaters gonna skate."

'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'

Goodbye cruel world

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Watch out for him -- he's been classified as a rogue state.'

'Do you have any space?'

...And that was all for Pinocchio.

"Whoa, dude! Serious bed head."

Liptops in Stock.

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Everybody's a critic'

A sexy banana peels off her skin at the Peeler Club

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'As far as I'm concerned, you're ALWAYS incognito!'

'Whoa, look what Epstein is doing!'

'That's right! I'm flicking you the bird! Deal with it!'