Cartoon Art Admirer Pillows

Sepp Blatter

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Backfire

A caveman paints from life

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Early photobombing

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...