Cartoon Art Appreciator Pillows

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Ahhh...'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Lactose Intolerant

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.