Cartoon Art Appreciator Gifts

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Ahhh...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A caveman paints from life

Backfire

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Early photobombing

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"