Cartoon Comic Appreciator Gifts

"What can you give me for wind?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Early photobombing

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Pea

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Downsizing.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'