Satirical Cartoon Appreciator Gifts

Profile of a Suicide Bomber

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Who's got the hammer?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Fly Fishing

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Oh Hi!'

"Steamed vegetables."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'