Cartoon Humor Appreciator Gifts

Carrot and Stick

"No one designs for cat bodies."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Fast food...faster food...fastest food.

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

"All I'm saying is the ark would have been a lot more fun if we had brought dates."

Billy. The Kid.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Downsizing.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Pea

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."