Comedic Cartoon Appreciator Gifts

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Pea

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."