Comedic Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Pea

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Downsizing.

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'